Archive for September, 2011

Monday Night Ramblings

Monday, September 12th, 2011

Hello, good evening, how are you? I’m fine thanks.

The best way to stay relevant in Gooogle searches is to keep on producing content. As it’s just me and the bots, it really doesn’t matter what the content is, so, as usual, this is me leaving the here and now on a tangent.

I read yesterday that Chris Robertson had died. He won an oscar in 1968 as a mentally challenged man in the film Charly. The film was based (faithfully as I recall) on Daniel Keyes’ novel Flowers for Algernon. I remember being rather impressed with the novel as well as the film. In the story, Charly receives an experimental procedure that makes his intelligence rise first to a normal level and then high above normal. He goes through life, from where it had stopped for him, in an accelerated pace (e.g. finally understands that the men in the bar weren’t friendly but making fun of him, falling in love).

Of course, in a Hollywood film like this, this can’t be the case for good. The experiments effects subside and Charly recedes to his previous level of intelligence. Despite its premise (a procedure that improves intelligence, albeit briefly) for this lowly way to solve a “what-if” scenario I would be hesitant to call the story Sci-fi. For a counter-example how to solve the premise (and be Sci-fi), see Isaac Asimov’s Lest We Remember.

We Have a Job Offer for You

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

Please, apply to us for a job. We offer interesting work related activities and sometimes a promotion. We have a great working culture, even the dumbest noob will get help, although we don’t hire them. They are either born  here or result of a recent acquisition. Of course, you are expected to learn everything you need to know, even though you really don’t have any time for that during your work.

We are also diverse as fuck. There are people from all kinds of backgrounds, there are engineers and business majors, for example. And as you can see from these people profiles, even one attractive female dares to work here, although she just designs GUI’s and thinks of herself as a gamer since she plays Angry Birds on her phone. She’s also married and a lesbian.

We also offer competitive salary plus benefits which means we pay you what everybody else is paying and little less. We have a lovely working environment with minimum bureaucracy which is to say that there’s some of it and in any case more than we are prepared to admit.

Just check out these pictures of our founder and CEO in their luxury cars as a testament to how fun it is to work here and how successful you must become! Come on, lets draw these boxes on the white board and hand me those post-it notes!

On these points, we find it compelling for you to try and get our attention. You won’t probably get it, but who knows? Maybe if everybody else wanted to hire you as well. Yes, probably in that case. Otherwise… well there’s always someone who wins the lottery.

Random Link of the Week

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

It’s Friday night and not feeling my most creative (I’m not drunk!), so instead of trying unfruithfully trying to come up with something witty (because I know my readers are discerning bunch) I’ll just post a link taken from Reddit, it’s almost meta and that makes it almost witty, right?

Coffee Jerks: My friend took a series of 1950s/60s-era coffee commercials and edited them down to just the moments when the guys were the biggest jerks to their wives about coffee

Reddit discussion on the link